So there I was
In the park
It was pitch black
Middle of the night
When a cheese sandwich came and sat down
I said hey, what the fuck?
And I felt a bit stuck
And the cheese sandwich said he was new in town

So my jaw dropped to the floor
What the hell was this cheese sandwich talking to me for?
And since when do cheese sandwiches talk
Then I thought with my two eyes
This lil bastards an eighth my size
So I thought I d show him off

I tried out my trivia expertise
And told him about Michelangelo s finest piece
The Sistine chapel in ancient Greece
And you know what that little fucker did
He corrected me
And told me
That the Sistine chapel
Was in Italy

I was so damn pissed
I took my fist
And I smashed the sandwich to bits
Then I ate his remains
And showed that my brains
Were better than his

How can you be smart
If you re inside my stomach?
I thought it was the end
But he built a bomb of hydrogen
He made me explode
That fucking chode

And I thought he was only a cheese sandwich